What's worse than a book about teenage vampires written by a mormon housewife?

The millions of fans fawning over the series.What's worse than a book about teenage vampires written by a mormon housewife?
lots of things:





1. multiple books about teenage vampires written by a mormon housewife





2. movies based off a book about teenage vampires written by a mormon housewife.





3. rpattz





4. those who read and praise a book written about teenage vampires written by a mormon housewife.





p.s. those who think criticism is rude.. umm... don't.


JKR's books have been banned from many places.. and she considers it a compliment. Dont be annoyed by the criticism. be annoyed on the repetition of these types of questions on Y!A.What's worse than a book about teenage vampires written by a mormon housewife?
A book about sparkling teenage vampires written by a Mormon housewife. Sparkle sparkle.





EDIT: Jesse, just because someone puts a lot of work into something doesn't mean it transcends criticism. That's like spending a lot of time studying for a test, and then getting a D on the test anyway, and then telling the teacher that you deserve an A for the effort you put into it. I'm sorry, but that's not how the world works.
that is pretty bad, but i think what's just as bad is an idiotic director who says he'll try to make movies based on books ';as close to the books as possible'; and then he adds superfluous scenes, cuts more than half of the necessities, and postpones the release date by a whole nine months! am i right?
The frillion and six questions about it.





I got a plan. How about, how about we all go bowling. And just not talk about Twilight. Ever. Again. Outside of fansites I mean.





And if I am invited on the trip. I will knock the **** out of the first person to mention it.





And Chatspeak on what should be the most literate board here.





Seriously. What the ****?
those making a big deal out of it, not admitting that in truth, they're just too jealous of the mormon wife/writer's fame and fortune why they post hate questions and answers like the ones above.


i mean if you're not jealous about her fame and fortune why even bother? hell i would be.
Mormons do believe in magical underpants %26gt;.%26lt; all religions are silly and irrational.


What's worse? Believing in an imaginary friend god that never talks back.


It's a good thing most of Western Europe don't believe in imaginary friends that never talk back.
Mormons believe in magical underpants - that is not a joke. I'm serious.





Also the old testament, ';aka'; the real bible, states that the Sun rotates around the Earth - Glorified Stupidity





People stop brainwashing your kids with this ridiculous mess.
Twilight haters and Twilight fans put into one small house with you for a year. Unfortunately, there's a stack of the books right there on the living room couch. I wonder who's going to get it first?
As one of the people above me said, respect other people's work. And anyway, that series is a lot better than most stuff many non-Mormon writers are coming up with. And non-housewives.
People who complain about Twilight, cause they don't realize they are just like the fan girls or guys screaming bite me....I like Twilight, I am not a obessed Twilighter, Twerd what ever you want to call them.
Being stalked by a teenage vampire made up by a Mormon housewife.
Tap-dancing meerkats....








Who am i kidding, they're awesome!!
A book written about teenage vampires by a midget :p Just kidding I love little people
A movie about teenage vampires written by a mormon housewife.
Uhh, A book about HouseCleaning by a teenage Vampire?


;) Lol. This was a fun Questionn.
Three more sequels and an unfinished, unpublished companion novel that was leaked on the internet.
-A Tome by teenage vampires- about a Mormon housewife ! :)
A western movie where the Indians/Native Americans were played by Jews and Italians.
Real mature.
another 2 books about teenage vampires.
Ugh the sarcastic criticism is getting old...
Idiots like you asking these kind of questions.
Wet socks.
people obsessing over books they don't like. *cough cough
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